[Wrexham's Patrick Bateman]

Go on the board....I wouldn't have a clue where to begin....So fair play to our voluntary board, they are more qualified than me to do it....That doesn't mean I won't moan when they botch things up...After all, I'm paying good money to watch the results of their endeavors...
They're volunteers, but it's not as off they've volunteered to clean out the sceptic tank by hand....They clearly revel in the status of being Wrexham FC directors, with all the trappings that go with it...

Watching Salford on BT now......Oh..they've just scored their second........