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Old 3rd May 2019, 12.17:47   #51-0 (permalink)
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Default Re: Players & positions we need to change

This what will happen in the run-up and during next season;

Lainton and Pearson leave
A number of players are released
We leave it until August to find replacements
As we won't spend any money on players, the replacements we find are worse than the ones who have left
We acquire new players who are more attacking
We lose 3/4 of the games in the first two months of the season
BH becomes more defensive in order to stop losing and comes out and states 'the team are taking time to gel'
He reverts to a more defensive team
We continue being boring and failing to score goals to the end of November
BH is sacked
We appoint Fred Jones (manager of Red Wharf Bay Rangers) and pay him 14p per week as we have little money left after paying BH off
We just manage to survive finishing in 14th place

A number of players are released
We leave it until August to find replacements
As we won't spend any money on players, the replacements we find are worse than the ones who have left
We acquire new players who are more attacking
We lose 3/4 of the games in the first two months of the season
The manager becomes more defensive in order to stop losing and comes out and states 'the team are taking time to gel'
He reverts to a more defensive team
We continue being boring and failing to score goals to the end of November
when the manager is sacked
We appoint Bob Evans (manager of Blue Star Buckley) and pay him 10p per week as we have no money left
We just manage to survive finishing in 16th place

AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON, YEAR IN, YEAR OUT ad infinitum
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