[Phils-an-alki]

Lainton 8 - Got us a point. Dibble in goal today we lose 0-3.
Thompson 5 Clearly not a wing back. Clearly. Yet there he played. Fcking genius.
Lawlor 6 Average but getting slower by the minute. Soon he'll be going backwards.
Pearson 6 Meh.
Kennedy 7 The more composed of the three.
Jennings 2 Bye. It's over.
Young 5 Tries hard but in this team and manager you're pissing in the wind.
Summerfield 5 Again tries but seems to have lost his head. Probably dizzy from looking up at the sky.
Jarvis 5 Showed glimpses first half but barely got a kick in the second before being put out of his misery. Can't really blame him mind, we create nothing.
Rutherford 2 I'll get back to you if I can scrape any positives out of that performance. Might take a while.
Hooper 6 Not sure what any striker could have done today faced with Keatesball.
Subs - irrelevant.

Keates - 1. For putting the correct number of players on the team sheet. Nothing else he got right. Nothing.