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Originally Posted by louisleftboot
Messi
Kane
Salah
Beckham
Pele
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Messi would be kept out of the team by the sheep dog. Hasn't got the work rate you see. He's far too experienced, skilful and creative for Pep D to coach that out of him now.
Kane, after spending time with Pep Darlington would have as much talent and instinct as possible coached out of him and would end up as Shaun Harrad MKII.
Salah would be deemed to 'not work hard enough and doesn't track back' ala the criticism levelled at Vose so would be castigated here.
Beckham would fit the bill. A retired waay too old ex footballer who no right minded club would go near these days.
Pele. DOF obvs. About as qualified and right for the job as Dennis Lawrence is/was to become our manager.