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13th March 2010, 00:59
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I woke up this morning to a strange sound coming from my living room. I went downstairs and had the shock of my life. Standing in the middle of the floor was a very frustrated looking Jean Michel Jarre. He started swearing at me in French. Next to him was a big hole in the floor, he was very upset as no matter how hard he tried, he could not dig half a hole. I gave him my i-pod and turned on Oxygene for him. This seemed to put him in some type of trance. I quickly took this opportunity to wrap him up in parcel paper and tape and went back to bed.
Tomorrow I need to take him to the post office and send him back to France then fill in the hole before my wife falls down it.
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13th March 2010, 03:31
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Come and dance every night, sing the hula melody. I'm steaming. I've just nicked two bins from outside my halls and put them in my corridor. I'm inevitably going to get bollocked for it tomorrow. I couldn't care f*cking less. Good times.
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14th March 2010, 22:32
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come and dance every night, sing the hula melody. I'm steaming. I've just nicked two bins from outside my halls and put them in my corridor. I'm inevitably going to get bollocked for it tomorrow. I couldn't care f*cking less. Good times.
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14th March 2010, 22:38
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Come and dance every night, sing the hula melody.
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14th March 2010, 22:58
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I thought so too at the time! Now, I'm trying to pretend I actually don't listen to camp disco 
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14th March 2010, 22:58
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What, you mean grow up and go on an internet forum and just spend my life trying to wind people up like a sad loser? Oh no, that's you.
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15th March 2010, 07:06
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What, you mean grow up and go on an internet forum and just spend my life trying to wind people up like a sad loser? Oh no, that's you.
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Sad going on this forum ? Thats you, 3860 posts in 2 years thats 160 a month or on average 40 a week you freak !!!!!!
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15th March 2010, 08:27
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Sad going on this forum ? Thats you, 3860 posts in 2 years thats 160 a month or on average 40 a week you freak !!!!!!
No wife/girlfriend? You sexless freak.
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My girlfriend's gorgeous ta.
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15th March 2010, 08:43
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My girlfriend's gorgeous ta.
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I bet she is..................in your imaganation !
You were chatting about disco tunes on a previous post, try this one for size, "You're a super freak,super freak."  |
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15th March 2010, 08:48
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I bet she is..................in your imaganation !
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I could give you a list of members who've met my girlfriend, are they in my imagination too? You really live up to your name don't you... COCK... sorry ROOSTER, must get that right.
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