Guisley (H) 0-0 reaction (prematch spoof)

[Hamilton Pathetic]

Annoyed by the delayed kick off caused by the Guiseley supporter turning up without a ticket.

[harrypothead]

Can't believe we managed to score 4 goals today. What has the world come too. Carrington was superb today and what a game massanka had, be on every header and challenged for everything. He is going to be some player. Was very impressed with the running boden did, he reminded me of Andy morrell at his best. Oh hang on, I've just woken Up!!!! Dreams can come true, can't they?

[Willywill]

The best bit was when Phills an Alki came on. He dominated the game, wouldn't give the ball to anyone. At the post game interviews, no one else got a look in. Sky want him now as a Pundit.

[Wirral Red]

If we'd had 11 Carringtons we would have won easily.

[Bryn Tirion]

I hope the young lad in the MRS who got hit in the face when Wedgebury launched the kick off straight into the stand again is okay.

[Congy Red]

3-0 Stroll in the Park. Boden ran the game bringing in Akil Wright and Reid at will. Beautiful crossing from the mercurial James Jennings, Rutherford everywhere. Joy to be a Wrexham fan, Mellon sacked, Morrell takes over at Tranmere, Cooke signs for Wrexham on initial loan, I am unable to finish my enormous portion of £1 chips.

[SE19 Exile]

I see [Removed User] got the wind direction wrong again.

[moynkeepthefaith]

For the commuters:
A gentle breeze blew down the mold road beneath a pale blue autumn sky as we queued for way over two minutes for our tickets - sack the board.
Someone was sat in our seats and when we asked them to move they spoke to us in a very funny language that sounded rather hostile.
Just before kick off a very strange folk song made us wonder if Morris dancers were about to come into the pitch. We wanted to get something to eat and we're appalled that despite rumours chips were not available for a pound and the spotty adolescent short changed us.
As I know everything thing about tactics I will try to keep it simple for the vast majority of brain dead posters. We started 4-4-2 but strayed to 3.5(Carrington who else ?) -5-1.
I thought the ref was unfair in booking Kelly for laying down a piece of red carpet for their winger to go past - for sure there was no contact. I was more agreeable to the yellow for Bowden for texting his girlfriend as a corner came over. I believe Jennings was incorrect in calling the ref a fat typsy tw&t as he had no Romany lineage and the red card was inevitable. Wrights use of both feet to cause the double fracture on Rooney was perhaps a little over enthusiastic and yellow was maybe lenient. Massanka's overhead which hit the floodlight that now sits proudly on KFC land was the closest we got to scoring.
0-0 again against a poor side is reason this evening for the prestatyn supporters group to throw ourselves off the top of gwaenysgor hill tonight accompanied to the sound of men of Harlech.

[dixienormous]

Was looking forward to this one but it turned out I needed a ticket for a game against a pub side, so stayed at home.