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Originally Posted by redavid
If they are allowed say 1,000 spectators , S/T holders first , How would they allocate those tickets if there are 2,000 S/t holders ?
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Only good looking supporters such as myself will be admitted to the stadium - any uglies will be eliminated in the application process - obviously unless you have at least 10 boxes of old programmes under your bed coated by a thick layer of dust you will also not fit the criteria.
Special arrangements will apply for any beautiful female applicants with good figures provided they wear tight fitting replica club shirts - we do want to look appealing on BT Sport don't we ?