Keates team observing Covid protocols

[wrexboy]

Doubt if our players can remember how to celebrate a goal

[FieldtownRed]

Is it me or do the local press interviews with Keates just seem to consist of him stating the absolute bloody obvious....again and again.

[oswestryred]

Originally Posted by wrexboy

Doubt if our players can remember how to celebrate a goal

Sorry, whats a goal?

[NottsRed]

Originally Posted by willyheckerslike

As our lot couldn't score in a brothel, this doesn't apply to us.

Keates and Darlington would probably give the wrong directions to the brothel.

[TheRealWelshWayne]

Originally Posted by FieldtownRed

Is it me or do the local press interviews with Keates just seem to consist of him stating the absolute bloody obvious....again and again.

journalist has done his job he's found a current topic, but sports interviews are just dull and boring. all the managers say the same thing.

[Aussie_Red]

Originally Posted by NottsRed

Keates and Darlington would probably give the wrong directions to the brothel.

... and send a lone striker in to play with his back to them, holding the ball up.
Ruthers will support from out wide.
While he’s unlikely to score himself, he’ll put in an energetic performance and get a couple of shots away, but off target.

[Dai83]

Ah that explains Ponticelli hiding from the ball week in, week out. I thought it was avoidance of the ball so it doesn't ruin his hair, but its Covid protocol in case he somehow knocks one in and the team over celebrate.

[TomWAFC]

Originally Posted by KT12 Exile

Football is (or at least should be) a passionate game. The players aren't robots, you can't expect someone to bang in a last minute winner (N/A to us) and not celebrate. Of course they'll be high-fives and hugs, that's just how it is. Football and social distancing aren't possible. If it's an issue, then the season needs to be stopped immediately. This needs to be black and white, I don't think it's possible to meet in the middle here.

What a load of trash.

Your telling us that if grown arse men and women can't celebrate without hugging and high fives then football should be cancelled? Do you want yet more clubs to suffer and die or the masses of fans to have one less thing to hold on to during this saga...

They can still celebrate after all, haven't most of us adapted to new work procedures, yes it took a bit of time to adjust but we stick with them for the safety of lives!

[cynprifathro]

KT12Exile & TomWAFC: It appears you both may need to seek the help of confused.com!