I'm flying into Heathrow over night on Friday ,landing at 7.30am after a 13 hour flight .
I suggest to the wife that I quite fancy Maidstone . She's not so keen .
Do I
1 sneak off quietly
2 throw a hissy fit .
3 show my masculine side and insist or
4 get devorced on the plane. .
Probably none of the above and drive back to wxm .