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MullinAteMyCat · 8th November 2023, 15.24:01

After Hossanah's sterling efforts last night, i feel he needs a chant for the future.

In the style of the church hymn, Hossanah in the highest:

Hosannah, Hosannah, Hosannah in the highest,
He's like a solid brick wall,
He loves to get up and score,
He's got a cock like a fishing rod,
Hosannah in the highest.

YOU ARE WELCOME!

SouthLondonExile · 8th November 2023, 15.27:16

Cock like a fishing rod?

Given he never plays, not sure a chant is really needed.

Telford Dragon · 8th November 2023, 15.31:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by MullinAteMyCat

After Hossanah's sterling efforts last night, i feel he needs a chant for the future.

In the style of the church hymn, Hossanah in the highest:

Hosannah, Hosannah, Hosannah in the highest,
He's like a solid brick wall,
He loves to get up and score,
He's got a cock like a fishing rod,
Hosannah in the highest.

YOU ARE WELCOME!

I see you joined this month, I suggest you leave pretty sharpish, too.

Lods · 8th November 2023, 15.35:14

There was one people tried to the tune of the Give Me Oil In My Lamp hymn but it never caught on - likely because Hosannah has never had a long spell in the first team through injury or, this season, through not being registered.

This one won't catch on. I've said it before but chants workshopped online never catch on, it's usually always during away days when people try it and it's clever. Although this one I'd be embarrassed to sing anyway.

tokyored · 8th November 2023, 15.44:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by SouthLondonExile

Cock like a fishing rod?

For reel.

krux · 8th November 2023, 15.58:39

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Originally Posted by tokyored

For reel.

what a great line.

MJ6987 · 8th November 2023, 16.01:33

Is he even in the 22?

Outertowner · 8th November 2023, 16.06:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by MullinAteMyCat

After Hossanah's sterling efforts last night, i feel he needs a chant for the future.

In the style of the church hymn, Hossanah in the highest:

Hosannah, Hosannah, Hosannah in the highest,
He's like a solid brick wall,
He loves to get up and score,
He's got a cock like a fishing rod,
Hosannah in the highest.

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Newly joined and that’s your first post?
Jesus wept

wonderboy · 8th November 2023, 16.13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by MullinAteMyCat

After Hossanah's sterling efforts last night, i feel he needs a chant for the future.

In the style of the church hymn, Hossanah in the highest:

Hosannah, Hosannah, Hosannah in the highest,
He's like a solid brick wall,
He loves to get up and score,
He's got a cock like a fishing rod,
Hosannah in the highest.

YOU ARE WELCOME!

Mannie from the 12th man finally has a RP account

8th November 2023, 15.24:01	#1-0 (permalink)
MullinAteMyCat Trialist Joined: Nov 2023 Racecourse Spot: anywhere i can Real Name: Stan Collymore Twitter: @	Hossanah After Hossanah's sterling efforts last night, i feel he needs a chant for the future. In the style of the church hymn, Hossanah in the highest: Hosannah, Hosannah, Hosannah in the highest, He's like a solid brick wall, He loves to get up and score, He's got a cock like a fishing rod, Hosannah in the highest. YOU ARE WELCOME!

8th November 2023, 15.27:16	#2-0 (permalink)
SouthLondonExile First Teamer Joined: Apr 2023 Racecourse Spot: none given Real Name: none given Twitter: @	Re: Hossanah Cock like a fishing rod? Given he never plays, not sure a chant is really needed.

8th November 2023, 15.35:14	#4-0 (permalink)
Lods Cult Hero Joined: Dec 2017 Racecourse Spot: Wherever the new ticketing process lets me sit Real Name: Twitter: @	Re: Hossanah There was one people tried to the tune of the Give Me Oil In My Lamp hymn but it never caught on - likely because Hosannah has never had a long spell in the first team through injury or, this season, through not being registered. This one won't catch on. I've said it before but chants workshopped online never catch on, it's usually always during away days when people try it and it's clever. Although this one I'd be embarrassed to sing anyway. Last edited by Lods; 8th November 2023 at 15.37:09..

8th November 2023, 16.01:33	#7-0 (permalink)
MJ6987 Cult Hero Joined: Jun 2009 Racecourse Spot: none given Real Name: none given Twitter: @	Re: Hossanah Is he even in the 22?