13th March 2021, 07.36:39
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#12-0 (permalink)
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Tipped As Manager
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Joined: Mar 2009
Racecourse Spot: ERS
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Re: Quality of new manager and take over
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Originally Posted by pawn star
Surely our new amazing CEO will need to seek out CD approval using Spencer’s old power point and scoring system before getting a new manager in, then she can have an innovative idea of when allowed, to have the fans meet the manager, possibly some one who has played for us and is good at golf, does training down the pub, plays defensive hoof ball football, supposedly gets throttled by his assistant before leaving, his assistant does not want the job but goes for the job then hires a thug before leaving, but then brings in an ex manager who has managed briefly at international level good experience of setting up youth teams and a good track record in the FA cup to help him, but then gets sacked along with Joey Jones as they are too much of a threat and don’t like his ideas. The new man is able to kick golf balls while drunk and then complains of too much ambition then strategically moans at how many corners we have had how the coffee was cold at half time before being arrested for drink driving but gives 20 grand to the players after helping shaft the club. He then replaces our decent striker who goes to Scotland with what he believes is a better drinking partner but unfortunately he also gets arrested, He then losses the fa trophy as the players revolt against him but brings in some decent strikers but refuses to play them, but at least his assistant is good with ladders He then find an old treasure map with an X on the centre spot and fortunately finds an old treasure chest worth 2 million quid, the board gives this to the manager but unfortunately has no contacts, so buys in overrated players offered by an ex player who now runs a players agency, as we are on the verge of promotion, but then he let’s some of our better players go. We end up with 98 points but this is not enough. We then sell some raffle tickets and the new CEO has a couple of pints of wine while addressing the fans at a meeting stating she has every faith in the manager. The manager has convinced her he has multi talents as he is good at cleaning and can provide both clean sheets and clean windows as well as coaching hoofball and convinces her he does not need a midfield. At this point R & R have had enough and hand back the club. When the trust get back the club the fans buy loads of raffle tickets which pays for a new disabled platform to the delight of the DSO. We then acquire a new school field to train on. The players are relieved of the pressure on getting a bonus. R and R are so unhappy they take away the disabled supporters bathroom as they hand the club to the supporters.
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Just wanted to quote the entire post and only add a 1 line comment. Cheers.
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Dean said “Alrite” Anyway he sat down and all the others did too, and I was standing, not offered a seat, altho saying that probably could of sat on a desk.
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