Quality of new manager and take over

[Pieman]

Originally Posted by pawn star

Surely our new amazing CEO will need to seek out CD approval using Spencer’s old power point and scoring system before getting a new manager in, then she can have an innovative idea of when allowed, to have the fans meet the manager, possibly some one who has played for us and is good at golf, does training down the pub, plays defensive hoof ball football, supposedly gets throttled by his assistant before leaving, his assistant does not want the job but goes for the job then hires a thug before leaving, but then brings in an ex manager who has managed briefly at international level good experience of setting up youth teams and a good track record in the FA cup to help him, but then gets sacked along with Joey Jones as they are too much of a threat and don’t like his ideas. The new man is able to kick golf balls while drunk and then complains of too much ambition then strategically moans at how many corners we have had how the coffee was cold at half time before being arrested for drink driving but gives 20 grand to the players after helping shaft the club. He then replaces our decent striker who goes to Scotland with what he believes is a better drinking partner but unfortunately he also gets arrested, He then losses the fa trophy as the players revolt against him but brings in some decent strikers but refuses to play them, but at least his assistant is good with ladders He then find an old treasure map with an X on the centre spot and fortunately finds an old treasure chest worth 2 million quid, the board gives this to the manager but unfortunately has no contacts, so buys in overrated players offered by an ex player who now runs a players agency, as we are on the verge of promotion, but then he let’s some of our better players go. We end up with 98 points but this is not enough. We then sell some raffle tickets and the new CEO has a couple of pints of wine while addressing the fans at a meeting stating she has every faith in the manager. The manager has convinced her he has multi talents as he is good at cleaning and can provide both clean sheets and clean windows as well as coaching hoofball and convinces her he does not need a midfield. At this point R & R have had enough and hand back the club. When the trust get back the club the fans buy loads of raffle tickets which pays for a new disabled platform to the delight of the DSO. We then acquire a new school field to train on. The players are relieved of the pressure on getting a bonus. R and R are so unhappy they take away the disabled supporters bathroom as they hand the club to the supporters.

Its a long read but it lists what turned out be one disaater after another. Onwards now to a bright future lets try and look forward and put the wst era in the past where it belongs

[Back of the Kop]

Originally Posted by Pieman

Its a long read but it lists what turned out be one disaater after another. Onwards now to a bright future lets try and look forward and put the wst era in the past where it belongs

I feel sick just looking at it !!

[fezbob]

Might just be me but still feels cheap to be bringing Carl Darlington into your drunken ramble.

[Alan in Ukraine]

Originally Posted by pawn star

Surely our new amazing CEO will need to seek out CD approval using Spencer’s old power point and scoring system before getting a new manager in, then she can have an innovative idea of when allowed, to have the fans meet the manager, possibly some one who has played for us and is good at golf, does training down the pub, plays defensive hoof ball football, supposedly gets throttled by his assistant before leaving, his assistant does not want the job but goes for the job then hires a thug before leaving, but then brings in an ex manager who has managed briefly at international level good experience of setting up youth teams and a good track record in the FA cup to help him, but then gets sacked along with Joey Jones as they are too much of a threat and don’t like his ideas. The new man is able to kick golf balls while drunk and then complains of too much ambition then strategically moans at how many corners we have had how the coffee was cold at half time before being arrested for drink driving but gives 20 grand to the players after helping shaft the club. He then replaces our decent striker who goes to Scotland with what he believes is a better drinking partner but unfortunately he also gets arrested, He then losses the fa trophy as the players revolt against him but brings in some decent strikers but refuses to play them, but at least his assistant is good with ladders He then find an old treasure map with an X on the centre spot and fortunately finds an old treasure chest worth 2 million quid, the board gives this to the manager but unfortunately has no contacts, so buys in overrated players offered by an ex player who now runs a players agency, as we are on the verge of promotion, but then he let’s some of our better players go. We end up with 98 points but this is not enough. We then sell some raffle tickets and the new CEO has a couple of pints of wine while addressing the fans at a meeting stating she has every faith in the manager. The manager has convinced her he has multi talents as he is good at cleaning and can provide both clean sheets and clean windows as well as coaching hoofball and convinces her he does not need a midfield. At this point R & R have had enough and hand back the club. When the trust get back the club the fans buy loads of raffle tickets which pays for a new disabled platform to the delight of the DSO. We then acquire a new school field to train on. The players are relieved of the pressure on getting a bonus. R and R are so unhappy they take away the disabled supporters bathroom as they hand the club to the supporters.

It is not just that there isn't any paragraphing. The first sentence is 8 lines long, and the second is the next 11 lines. Is it trying to be funny or just cynical?

[Hometown Unicorn]

Originally Posted by Alan in Ukraine

It is not just that there isn't any paragraphing. The first sentence is 8 lines long, and the second is the next 11 lines. Is it trying to be funny or just cynical?

It was posted at 2 in the morning. Probably had a wild night in.

[Gwersyllt-Robin]

Originally Posted by pawn star

surely our new amazing ceo will need to seek out cd approval using spencer’s old power point and scoring system before getting a new manager in, then she can have an innovative idea of when allowed, to have the fans meet the manager, possibly some one who has played for us and is good at golf, does training down the pub, plays defensive hoof ball football, supposedly gets throttled by his assistant before leaving, his assistant does not want the job but goes for the job then hires a thug before leaving, but then brings in an ex manager who has managed briefly at international level good experience of setting up youth teams and a good track record in the fa cup to help him, but then gets sacked along with joey jones as they are too much of a threat and don’t like his ideas. The new man is able to kick golf balls while drunk and then complains of too much ambition then strategically moans at how many corners we have had how the coffee was cold at half time before being arrested for drink driving but gives 20 grand to the players after helping shaft the club. He then replaces our decent striker who goes to scotland with what he believes is a better drinking partner but unfortunately he also gets arrested, he then losses the fa trophy as the players revolt against him but brings in some decent strikers but refuses to play them, but at least his assistant is good with ladders he then find an old treasure map with an x on the centre spot and fortunately finds an old treasure chest worth 2 million quid, the board gives this to the manager but unfortunately has no contacts, so buys in overrated players offered by an ex player who now runs a players agency, as we are on the verge of promotion, but then he let’s some of our better players go. We end up with 98 points but this is not enough. We then sell some raffle tickets and the new ceo has a couple of pints of wine while addressing the fans at a meeting stating she has every faith in the manager. The manager has convinced her he has multi talents as he is good at cleaning and can provide both clean sheets and clean windows as well as coaching hoofball and convinces her he does not need a midfield. At this point r & r have had enough and hand back the club. When the trust get back the club the fans buy loads of raffle tickets which pays for a new disabled platform to the delight of the dso. We then acquire a new school field to train on. The players are relieved of the pressure on getting a bonus. R and r are so unhappy they take away the disabled supporters bathroom as they hand the club to the supporters.

tl;dr

[Teifi Red]

Originally Posted by pawn star

Surely our new amazing CEO will need to seek out CD approval using Spencer’s old power point and scoring system before getting a new manager in.
Then she can have an innovative idea of when allowed, to have the fans meet the manager, possibly some one who has played for us and is good at golf, does training down the pub, plays defensive hoof ball football, supposedly gets throttled by his assistant before leaving, his assistant does not want the job but goes for the job then hires a thug before leaving.
But then brings in an ex manager who has managed briefly at international level good experience of setting up youth teams and a good track record in the FA cup to help him, but then gets sacked along with Joey Jones as they are too much of a threat and don’t like his ideas.
The new man is able to kick golf balls while drunk and then complains of too much ambition then strategically moans at how many corners we have had how the coffee was cold at half time before being arrested for drink driving but gives 20 grand to the players after helping shaft the club.
He then replaces our decent striker who goes to Scotland with what he believes is a better drinking partner but unfortunately he also gets arrested,
He then losses the fa trophy as the players revolt against him but brings in some decent strikers but refuses to play them, but at least his assistant is good with ladders.
He then find an old treasure map with an X on the centre spot and fortunately finds an old treasure chest worth 2 million quid, the board gives this to the manager but unfortunately has no contacts, so buys in overrated players offered by an ex player who now runs a players agency, as we are on the verge of promotion, but then he let’s some of our better players go.
We end up with 98 points but this is not enough.
We then sell some raffle tickets and the new CEO has a couple of pints of wine while addressing the fans at a meeting stating she has every faith in the manager.
The manager has convinced her he has multi talents as he is good at cleaning and can provide both clean sheets and clean windows as well as coaching hoofball and convinces her he does not need a midfield.
At this point R & R have had enough and hand back the club. When the trust get back the club the fans buy loads of raffle tickets which pays for a new disabled platform to the delight of the DSO.
We then acquire a new school field to train on. The players are relieved of the pressure on getting a bonus.
R and R are so unhappy they take away the disabled supporters bathroom as they hand the club to the supporters.

Even after trying to make it more user friendly, the author still comes across as a sad individual. Power of booze I assume.

[draigwrecsam]

A stream of consciousness while expelling the booze

[redknight]

I was struggling to sleep and this was just the ticket to sort that so thank you! Doubt ill ever get past the 5 th line but ill be keeping this to assist with any further sleepless nights.